Royal resurrection

So dada has made a comebak now…not a comebak actually since he was never dropped from te test team..ok a comebak 2 te international cricket..n surely bak with a bang!Hes taken 5 wickets n scored a century(plz don faint!!)…n te Prince of Calcutta is on rampage(duh!)…n all he has 2 do now is 2 score cpla fifties n if possible a century or two..(ie if possible) n ten wat??no Dada, its not te old days anymore..even if u score one fifty in 5 matches, u cud find urself out of te team. Poor Dada..if only he had nvr recommended chappell in te first place! i cant wait 2 see how well te two wud patch up after tat 3000+ words e-mail. btw seems te prince has scored more than 10k one day runs..wow!!
Long long ago, there was tis cricket team called te West Indies..they had a motley crew which went on trampling all te cricket teams in te world . Their names evoked fear(literally!). Then one by one left the team and the team petered out n now it is in ruins with jus one player left from tat golden generation:His Highness Brian Charles Lara. So the king knows tat they are not gonna win against the Aussies. And a double century(not a century..sachin note tis 😉 ) was overdue..Aussies wrap up the series n its a dead rubber..B4 the aussies cud perform the last rites the king decides tat its time for one last Calypso dance…n just as Shane Warne had predicted, Lara scores a double century, is 11 short of becoming the highest run scorer in test history…We bow to you, the Last Emperor!
One person who constantly reminds every1 tat India is a democracy and even kings (or princes) hav 2 perform or perish: Sachin Tendulkar…hmm..93,67,2,11,19, 38, 2, 2,2 ..chappell ru listening? Try droppin sachin: thou shall kno wat crucifixion is.